Inspired by Mr. Jones.

I cannot stand backpack's anymore. Do you wear them over one shoulder or two? I don't want to wear my backpack over one shoulder, because then I might develop lower and upper back pain. Plus, I don't want to strain my shoulders and my neck. If I wear it over two shoulders, I look like a nerd, walking to class with this giant backpack as I hunch forward. I'm into some nerdy stuff, but come on. I decided that I'm going to get a messenger bag. Maybe they lead to the same problems as a back pack over one shoulder, I don't know, but I'm going to do me. That's right, I'm getting a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.