The Bacon.

I decided since I'm not bringing home any bacon, I need to come up with an idea on how to make some. The problem with making money is that you have to have money to make it. I guess that means I will have to continue my schooling until I receive my desired career. Then, once I make enough money, I will start a business to make enough to drive my future Aston Martin Vanquish around the city. In a city like San Diego, all a person has to do is find the one thing that everyone likes. What does everyone love? Everyone LOVES bacon! I am going to call it "the bacon." It will have a simple menu, 1 meat by 2 bacon, 2 meat by 4 bacon, 3 meat by 6 bacon, 4 meat by 8 bacon, and a BLT with single, double, triple, or quadruple bacon. Either beef or chicken, with or without cheese. I mean really, have you ever seen a double, triple, or quadruple chicken burger? It's brilliant. I'm thinking coke products and shakes. The shakes will come in vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, neapolitan, mint chocolate chip, and rocky road. The kids deserve a play area too, but not like any chain restaurant you have ever been to. It's going to be a giant bacon slide, not just a slide, but a water slide. I don't know if this is unrealistic, but I think it can happen one day. The water slide might take some time, but it's a goal. With this low economy, the reasonable prices of fresh bacon at "the bacon" are going to make it the boss of all chain restaurants. I'll leave out the nutrition facts. The Bacon. Bringin' home the bacon like a BOSS.



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