K.O.

Knockout: To render useless or inoperative. The awful taste of defeat. Why do guy's do giant burger challenges anyway? To prove they are men? I don't have to prove I'm a man. People should be able to figure it out. Or maybe I'm just bitter because of how I went out today. I lost. I was so close to beating the Man vs. Food challenge. I blame it on the heat..and the fries. The burger was so hot right off the grill that it burnt the inside of my mouth with every bite. It hurt a little but I was afraid to stop once I had started so I just took short breaks. During the short breaks, my stomach realized how much food was going into it and stopped just short of victory. And the fries. They were huge. To win the challenge though, the burger and all of the fries had to be eaten. I'm going to train. And then I'm going to go back and it's going to be ugly. Some Rocky Balboa fighting is about to go down. This time I'll be ready and I'll let the burger cool down first. Just to be sure I get the win, I'm going to prep myself with a month of polynesian dinners. You will see. After a long nap and a visit to the Boise Temple, I've cleared my head and am planning my next attack. Right now, I'm sitting back and relaxing, drinking the vanilla coke that Katie bought me for my birthday, confident.